Fun With Random Body Parts

December 30, 2008

I love CRAFT Magazine’s blog, because they come up with the most ingenious ideas to turn crafting on its ear.

Counsel now presents Exhibit A, The Barbie Wreath!

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(Image and all other images in this blog post courtesy of CRAFT Magazine’s blog and its external sources; they are not my own and used here in admiration and gratitude.)

When your kid outgrows Barbie dolls, or perhaps realizes what a negative body image Barbie portrays and wants nothing to do with them anymore, don’t throw them out. First reward the child for rejecting unrealistic social norms, then make a festive wreath! (Read CRAFT’s blog entry on the project, and instructions from Ryan McFarland at zieak.com for the wreath.)

Why do I think my father the Barbie hater had something to do with this?

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Here’s another project I love and will actually make, the Googly-Eye Thumbtacks.

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Don’t you feel like someone is watching you now? :) (Read the blog entry on the project, and the super easy instructions from Zakka Life on how to make them.)

I’m going to make a whole bunch of these one weekend and use them to tack stuff up on my cube to mess with people’s heads.


Ugh. So Sad.

December 30, 2008

Why is it that people who need these services the most are the ones most deprived?

17,000 kids have no school library
BY MEREDITH KOLODNER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Thursday, December 11th 2008, 2:20 AM

More than 17,000 students in at least 42 schools in the poorest sections of the Bronx lack library access due to budget cuts and overcrowding, the Daily News has found.

Educators say the books, computers and research expertise found in a school library are crucial for literacy and college preparation.

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My Date with Bubba and HRC

December 28, 2008

Today’s trip to the Metropolitan Museum of Art to see the Christmas Tree and Neapolitan Baroque Creche, among other exhibits, took an interesting turn when I came face-to-face with a former president (Bill Clinton) and the Obama administration’s new Secretary of State (Hillary Clinton).

I had heard rumors that the Clintons were visiting, but they were on the other side of the building.  So I didn’t run back to search for them – but about one hour after that, I was heading towards the cafeteria for lunch.  At the moment when I need to get to where I wanted to go, a Met security guard stopped traffic.  I thought it was to let people join the guided tour next to us.  In walk three Secret Service guys…then Mrs. Clinton….then another three or four Secret Service guys….then Bill Clinton!

Hillary looked very nice (pantsuit with black and silver jacket) but very very old.  Bill looked much better – still very tall and lost a lot of the weight from the “Bubba” years.  Both were smiling and looked very happy to be there.

The encounter was so random.  Most heads of state that visit museums like the Met and MoMA come on days when they are closed, which is what First Lady Laura Bush did when she and the President were in town for the UN General Assembly.  It ensures security and privacy.  I did not take pictures because it was so unexpected, and because I am trained at MoMA not to gush over celebrities (we get quite a few that come to the museum).  And for all I know the Secret Service could have confiscated my camera!

In spite of my head high in the clouds from this touch of celebrity, there were some good exhibitions.  The Phillipe de Montebello years: Curators Celebrate Three Decades of Acquisitions was nicely done, though it did not have enough contemporary art for my tastes.  Still, nice to see Duccio’s Madonna and Child on view, a beautiful piece of early Italian Renaissance art and the most expensive ever purchased by the Met.  I liked New York, N. Why?: Photographs by Rudy Burckhardt, 1937-1940 and Reality Check: Truth and Illusion in Contemporary Photography, the latter for the chance to see a little more Thomas Demand. (MoMA’s exhibition three years ago was not enough to whet my appetite.)

In knitting news, the shawl pictured in my December 22, 2008 post had to be frogged (ripped back) for yet a fourth time, thanks to a bent needle.  After a new needle purchase, along with a bag long enough to hold Lion Brand’s super long needles, we’re back in business. Thanks to Grandma’s generosity, I am also the proud owner of my first interchangeable needle set (aptly called the Needlemaster), with more circulars than I probably will know what to do with.

Back bothering me. Time to relax.


I Asked Santa for the Red Ryder BB Gun With the Compass and the Thing that Tells Time…..

December 26, 2008

Happy Day After Christmas to all.

First off, a Glittery Jesus and Mary.  Apparently one of my sister’s friends found this outside of a house in her neighborhood.  Apparently you cannot say “Birth of a Savior” without a Bedazzler:1224081204a

I hope everyone had a nice holiday. After I got out of work Christmas Eve I relaxed at home for a spell before church. We go to the 5 PM Mass at my church, which happens to be the Children’s Mass – which means you have to get there at 4 PM to get a seat. No small feat when you have 5 1/2 people (the 1/2 being my baby niece). The Mass is always enjoyable, and during the sermon, there’s a puppet show for the kids and a story or two from our resident Spanish priest. (We have a rather large Hispanic/Filipino population in my area, so the church has a Spanish speaking priest for a weekly Spanish mass and outreach to those communities.)

The only downer was that my dad feels this need to leave right after Holy Communion because he wants to beat traffic, whereas I prefer to stay for the whole Mass. Granted, there’s only about another 10 minutes or so after the Holy Communion, so I am not missing much but I wish he would stay put. Told him next year I’m signing up to be a cantor for Mass so he would HAVE to stay – he would not leave when his child is performing now, would he? :)

Christmas Eve was at my brother in law’s sister’s house, and Christmas Day at our house started rather quietly. Everyone liked their gifts, especially the books I found for my niece.  I received a lot of clothes, a “knitting pattern a day” calendar, Welcome Back Kotter Season 1 DVD (my sister and I used to watch this show a lot when Nick at Nite brought it back on the air in the mid-90s), a Beatles-themed Monopoly game (I heart the British Invasion and the Beatles) , a gift card to Michael’s, among other things. We all received a framed picture of the baby.

In recognition of my parents’ new hobbies, their gifts also had themes. My mom took up counted cross stitch and sewing again this year, so we gave her a sewing machine and related notions.  My father decided that he wanted to have more of a commitment to physical fitness (for those that don’t know, my father went through a very serious illness earlier this year, resulting in a dramatic weight loss and an understanding that he has to take care of himself better( and went back to his first love of golf. He treated himself to some new golf ciubs earlier in the month (the old ones being given away when we moved last year) thus everyone gave him accessories and the like – tees, balls, a rain suit, etc.

After gifts I went downstairs to do some bills, though my mom doth protest too much, and that’s when all hell broke loose. I’m balancing my checkbook and hear someone upstairs flush a toilet. And then I hear water gushing in the laundry room. It’s normal to hear water rushing through the pipes in our house, but not this loud.

Ladies and gentlemen, Santa left us one more present at the house – a backed up sewer!

So no showers, toilet flushing, any use of water at all until the following day (today) when we could get someone to fix it. Naturally, all you want to do in this situation IS use the bathroom! Fortunately, if there was a gastronomical emergency, my sister lives close enough by that we could use her toilet.

I watched this pretty cool show with my dad last night on The Golf Channel, called The Big Break. It’s like Survivor for golfers.  Take the Reward and Immunity Challenges from Survivor, put them on a golf course, and you have The Big Break.

Once this is cleared out (working as we speak – good thing I woke up, for this entire procedure is rather loud) we’re all going to enjoy the small but valuable luxury of going to the the bathroom and taking showers, before we go get my aunt and have Christmas Round 2 with Turkey Dinner. Tomorrow we go see my Babci (and I get my last state quarter; she has been helping me collect them) and Sunday I am off to New York City to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and other amusements.

Here’s hoping everyone else’s pipes run wild and free! Oh, and that you had a good Christmas too. :)


On and Off the Needles

December 22, 2008

Now that all my knitted gifts have been distributed, I can share photos!

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Survey Says!

December 16, 2008

My friend Mel of The Latest Cast-Off  posted this survey on her blog.  And since I have nothing better to do, why not?

1. What is/are your favorite yarn/s to knit with? What fibers do you
absolutely *not* like?
Favorite yarn:  Cascade 220 and anything Lion Brand
Least favorite yarn: Red Heart *Shudder*

2. What do you use to store your needles/hooks in?
I have a case for my knitting needles that I received as a birthday gift from my sister.

3. How long have you been knitting & how did you learn? Would you consider
your skill level to be beginner, intermediate or advanced?
Knitting since this past may, self taught thanks to the Internet and knittinghelp.com. I would consider myself an advanced beginner, if that makes sense.

4. Do you have an Amazon or other online wish list?
No.

5. What’s your favorite scent?
Anything fruity.

6. Do you have a sweet tooth? Favorite candy?
I love Butterfingers!

7. What other crafts or Do-It-Yourself things do you like to do? Do you spin?
I would like to learn to spin and will probably try it once I finish with graduate school (2010) and have more time. As for other crafts, no.

8. What kind of music do you like? Can your computer/stereo play MP3s? (if your buddy wants to make you a CD)
I listen to anything except hip hop, rap and hard rock. I live off of MP3s!

9. What’s your favorite color(s)? Any colors you just can’t stand?
Favorites: Red, black, white, green, blue, orange, purple, jewel tones.

10. What is your family situation? Do you have any pets?
Single, living with parents (until grad school is done), one sister who is married, and one niece. No pets.

11. Do you wear scarves, hats, mittens or ponchos?
Yes, yes, yes and no.

12. What is/are your favorite item/s to knit?
Scarves, shawls and blankets.

13. What are you knitting right now?
I an finishing my last holiday scarf, working on a shawl for myself, and will eventually return to a scarf I am making for my mother.

14. Do you like to receive handmade gifts?
Of course!

15. Do you prefer straight or circular needles? Bamboo, aluminum, plastic?
I have not yet worked with circulars. I do like plastic (Bryspun is the best; I cried when one of my Bryspuns ran away from home) and bamboo.

16. Do you own a yarn winder and/or swift?
No

17. How old is your oldest UFO?
A few months (mom’s scarf)

18. What is your favorite holiday? What winter holiday do you observe?
Fourth of July – my birthday is the next day! And I love Christmas, my winter holiday of choice. (My movement to celebrate Festivus at the office met with a dead end.)

19. Is there anything that you collect?
Yarn, books, I Love Lucy memorabilia, Snoopy memorabilia. I collected baseball cards as a child.

20. Any books, yarns, needles or patterns out there you are dying to get
More Cascade 220 and Debbie Bliss’ magazine.

21. Are there any new techniques you’d like to learn?
I’d like to learn to knit socks.

22. Are you a sock knitter? What are your foot measurements?
No, but I have a desire to learn (see #21). I am a size 6 USA but can fit into a 6 1/2 USA.

23. When is your birthday?
July 5th

24. Are you on Ravelry? If so, what’s your ID?
I am on Ravelry (and just about everywhere else) as kateycp2k. On Yahoo Messenger (and maybe Flickr too) I am kate_moma.


Busy, busy, busy…

December 12, 2008

It’s been jam packed these past two weeks, with work, school, holiday crafting, volunteering and various other social obligations.  I enjoy the rush though; it keeps me from getting bored.

School ends on the 16th, which is only a long weekend away.  And once that day passes, I can say with confidence that I am halfway on this journey towards the master’s.

I have to put up some photos of holiday knitting.  The projects I made came out so well, and I hope all the recipients like wearing them as much as I liked making them.  I wish I could knit for everyone, but if I did that my HR department and I would be having a very nice conversation regarding medical leave for treatment of carpal tunnel syndrome.

For now, and in the spirit of the season, enjoy three of my favorite clips from A Colbert Christmas:

Toby Keith
Willie Nelson
Feist


Love and Sex With a Side of Van Gogh All In the Same Weekend

December 7, 2008

Never say my volunteer job is boring.

On Saturday, the Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night exhibit was witness to a marriage proposal, right in front of The Starry Night.

The night before, one of the security guards busted two people for attempting to (discreetly) have sex in the midst of Pipilotti Rist: Pour Your Heart Out (7354 Cubic Meters). (Not surprising.  There’s full frontal nudity in that video piece. I watched it today on my gallery time. I had a need to take a cold shower afterwards.)


Lotsa Library Links

December 4, 2008

More re-discovery of pleasure reading and other amusements, this time from the world of information science….

Roxbury Library Flush With New Technology (Burlington Free Press, November 21, 2008).

When they say “flush,” it’s quite literal. :)

Student Seeks to Name Library Room After TV’s Colbert (Salt Lake Tribune, November 29, 2008)

In spite of his diatribe against libraries as the “Red Lending Menace” (video of same found here), I think he would be flattered.

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On Broadcasters and Women

December 3, 2008

Now that my semester winds down, I have some time to indulge in pleasure reading, and there are some articles in my queue worth sharing….

A Generation of Local TV Anchors is Signing Off – New York Times, November 30, 2008

So much has been made in the news about the decline in television news as an information source.  Networks and stations, being the for-proft entities they are, have to (of course) look at the bottom line.  As such, job cuts are inevitable in tough times, with those taking the biggest piece of the pie often the first out of the door.  What I am not sure these stations realize is that many viewers turn to them for the news in their backyard.  National news can be obtained elsewhere (cable news, Internet, The Daily Show), but the local news fits this particular niche.  Their anchors are warm, comforting faces that almost feel like members of the family. (WABC 7 here in New York seized on this a year or so ago and created an ad campaign around their 5 PM news anchors being members of the family, dropping in at people’s homes at 5 PM like friends coming to visit.)

Am I in this camp? Undoubtedly.  As a native to the NYC metropolitan area, I have grown up turning to Chuck Scarborough and Sue Simmons on WNBC 4 delivering my news.  (And when I moved last year and realized that my cable provider moved WNBC to the digital tier, I sprung for a cable box!)  While Ms. Simmons can put her foot in her mouth occasionally (see here), they are my voices to the world.  I have always said that if civilization was going to end in 30 minutes, I’d want Chuck Scarborough to be the one to tell me. 

(Kudos to WNBC for keeping the team alive, by the way.  They seem to have been immune to the job cuts at Channel 4 as the station repositions itself to be a digital news portal and their new 24 hour news channel. Someone up there at 30 Rock agrees with me.)

The “Bitch” and the “Ditz” – New York Magazine, November 24, 2008

Normally I gloss over New York Magazine’s columnist and head right for The Strategist, the feature articles, and yes, the Approval Matrix.  This column, on what the election season has meant for the image of the American woman as seen through the lens of two prominent candidates, caught my attention.  Do I agree with it? Yes.  It’s been a banner year for women in positions of power – but I am not sure society has fully accepted the girls playing with the big boys yet. 

(If you haven’t seen the referenced SNL sketch, it’s here. Tina Fey at her finest.)


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